TERMS & CONDITIONS
A LEGAL DISCLAIMER
**Terms and Conditions**
**Last Updated:** April 20 2025
**AKA: The Rules of Engagement for Telling Someone to Shut the F*** Up**
Welcome to **Shut the F*** Up** (“we,” “us,” “our,” or “the delightful little business that delivers verbal justice on your behalf”). Before you use our service to tell someone off from a safe emotional distance, read these Terms. By accessing our website or using our services, you agree to abide by these rules—or at least not act surprised when we enforce them.
**1. What We Actually Do**
We provide a one-time, phone-based messaging service. You give us a name, a number, and optionally a short message. Then we call that person and tell them to shut the f*** up.
We are not therapists, mediators, private investigators, or part-time vigilantes. We are not responsible for your unresolved drama, but we’re happy to sprinkle a little gasoline on it—for entertainment purposes only.
**2. You Must Be…**
- At least 18 years old.
- Legally allowed to use this type of service in your area.
- Someone who understands that this is meant to be *funny, cathartic,* and *harmless,* not dangerous or abusive.
If you’re here to harass, threaten, stalk, or otherwise be a criminal, **get lost.** We’ll block you faster than we dial your ex.
**3. No-Go Zones (Stuff We Won’t Do)**
We will NOT:
- Make threats of violence or bodily harm.
- Deliver messages that are racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise hateful.
- Involve ourselves in restraining orders, custody battles, or legal disputes.
- Call law enforcement, government officials, or emergency services.
- Participate in doxxing, harassment, or revenge porn (ew, don’t be gross).
- Call the same person repeatedly—we’re not telemarketers, we’re artists.
Any request that violates these boundaries will be rejected. No refund. No exceptions. No whining.
**4. Refund Policy**
Refunds are only granted if:
- Your request violates our Terms and we decline it **before** the call is made.
If we already made the call, we did the job. You bought the drama—you own it.
**5. Liability (You’re Responsible for the Fallout)**
Once we make the call, the results are out of our hands.
If the recipient laughs, cries, blocks you, files a police report, or proposes marriage, that’s not on us.
You agree to hold us harmless for any consequences that may arise from your request—including but not limited to awkward texts, broken friendships, or intense group chat debates.
**6. Intellectual Property**
All content on our site—text, logos, ideas, and that beautiful rage delivery service—belongs to us. Don’t steal it or try to clone our business. We’re petty enough to notice, and sassy enough to lawyer up.
**7. Changes to These Terms**
We reserve the right to update these Terms whenever we want. If something big changes, we’ll post it here. If you keep using the site afterward, we assume you’re cool with it.
**8. Contact**
Questions? Legal concerns? Just wanna chat before you light a petty little fire?
Email us at [your email here]. We answer messages like grownups—until it’s time to make the call.